Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Maka Maka

Whatever is said about the Mountain View Empire, it always comes on top, no pun intended. Microsoft beat Google to the puny purchase of stock in Facebook?

So what? Google announces Maka Maka, almost a Paul McCartney said twice. Maka Maka will take care of all of your needs, whether you are a blogger or not. It goes beyond a multi-faceted relationship site to be your everything.

Soon at a Google Bar near you. Noooo! You don't use a Google Bar? It's great.

Friday, September 28, 2007

Happy Anniversary, Google!

My sole complaint to the nine -year-old is the pitiful flooding of my Image Google Universo Anárquico.

I guess I will have to label my photos. Or leave Flickr for Picasa.

Monday, September 17, 2007

Gphone on a G-string

What if the fabled Gphone already exists and tells us click when we hear a first click and click a second time after we are about to hang up?

Apple must be peeved. Clones of telephony on ... everywhere. Mountain View is laughing. 100 million of scientologized waves in telepathic space communicating for free as the farm grows.

Kewl.

Monday, September 10, 2007

What If ?

What if all these nogoodniks really are right?

What if we are living in 1984? General Petræus:

Help us help ourselves.

Sunday, September 09, 2007

You don't need a cell. phone, do you?

You are handicapped and misplaced the street address of this "dahling" store you were going to visit. Call 411.

You can't. You don't have a cell. phone. Who'll help you?

No business will.

Friday, September 07, 2007

apple's Steve Jobs -what's up with at.t

that was a big mistake, Steve. at and t sucked wind twenty years ago and sucks wind now.

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Moh Buzz - GPhone

Aqui na California oLos Angeles Times já anunciou que o maior buzz do momento é o protótipo da Google, o GPhony.

A Google,Inc. conhece o mundo todo mas gosta dos seus segredos. Narrei abaixo como o GPhony é movido a telepatia.

Tomás Cruise, Béqui e outros oferecem os serviços de sua igreja (deles.)

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Why I Can't Communicate on my Gphone

I can't speak on my prototype Gphone, sent to me by the Triumvirat for testing.

The reason this is is simple:

Giggle is so secretive one must use telepathy to "speak one's mind."

Monday, September 03, 2007

Is Google Safe Investment?

I don't know if I'd like to invest all my money in Google. The number of "what ifs" is overwhelming.

Let me return their call about these Swap. w presentations.

Friday, August 31, 2007

XXY Phones

There are people it's worthwhile talking to. Say they move to F*sville California?
Wouldn't you want to keep in touch with them? Why not use an iPhone?

Apple's Steve Jobs - laughing all the way to the bank

Microsoft's iPhone?

Check it out: TYPO or TUPO

Courtesy Carlos Cardoso, Contraditorium, Julio Hungria, Blue Bus

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Hillary

Friday, August 10, 2007

Eric Schmidt at the Web 2.0 Expo

Tags: Eric Schmidt, Web 2.0,

Sunday, July 15, 2007

The BeatleBox - Apple vs. Apple

This is so funny

tag: Apple v. Apple, comedy

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

The importance of Alexa and Technorati

swapw explains stuff in a very simple way. I enjoy his videos.'
tags: technorati, alexa

Friday, June 22, 2007

Who's whose?


Paris Hilton won't give her interview to ABC. NBC offered a million. Ron Paul offered a society with no state. Yahoo booted its CEO for a new CEO. Yahoo wants to buy Perdition Land, MySpace, where a predator seduced a young teen dumped her and she committed suicide.

Google is worth 76 billions now. Not bad at all.

Apple and Google are kissing cousins.There will e YouTube for Apple's iPhone and iTV by fall.

One day all will be ashes in the Realm of the Lord.

Sunday, June 17, 2007

The basics on how to purchase a web site

Our web guru, no joke, really, on websites. My family's oiticica is for sale for over a thou but no info is given.

Monday, June 11, 2007

YouTube + Apple = TotalBliss

This agreement between Apple and YouTube can only kick ass big time. YouTube has all these hardsell iTune has paid.

What can be better than this? How about an acommodation between them so we don't have to pay so much for music videos?

Sunday, June 10, 2007

A Closer Look At The iPhone

I want my iPhone, please!

Monday, June 04, 2007

Gates vs. Jobs

This is "old" in the sense Bill and Steve have talked nicely. It's funny, though.

Tags: Apple, Microsoft, cartoon