Sunday, June 01, 2008

Vou voltar, em breve; soon, I'll be back

Pretty soon I'll be back, I mean sooner than in six months, to tell you all about Google that matters.

Acho que volto em breve com notícias do Google que importam. Tem gente que reclama muito mas não oferece prova de chongas. I'll be back.

Friday, January 18, 2008

Finally, a PAC for Google

According to the Los Angeles Times, Google gained access to the USA Congress this week after years of trying to be heard. Maybe Junior Empire needed better manners. When I watched Tom Cruise's Scientology video, I thought of all the secrecy involving Google.

Now they have a PAC. I wonder what they want. A piece of Googleland in the USA? Everything is possible.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Maka Maka

Whatever is said about the Mountain View Empire, it always comes on top, no pun intended. Microsoft beat Google to the puny purchase of stock in Facebook?

So what? Google announces Maka Maka, almost a Paul McCartney said twice. Maka Maka will take care of all of your needs, whether you are a blogger or not. It goes beyond a multi-faceted relationship site to be your everything.

Soon at a Google Bar near you. Noooo! You don't use a Google Bar? It's great.

Friday, September 28, 2007

Happy Anniversary, Google!

My sole complaint to the nine -year-old is the pitiful flooding of my Image Google Universo Anárquico.

I guess I will have to label my photos. Or leave Flickr for Picasa.

Monday, September 17, 2007

Gphone on a G-string

What if the fabled Gphone already exists and tells us click when we hear a first click and click a second time after we are about to hang up?

Apple must be peeved. Clones of telephony on ... everywhere. Mountain View is laughing. 100 million of scientologized waves in telepathic space communicating for free as the farm grows.


Monday, September 10, 2007

What If ?

What if all these nogoodniks really are right?

What if we are living in 1984? General Petræus:

Help us help ourselves.

Sunday, September 09, 2007

You don't need a cell. phone, do you?

You are handicapped and misplaced the street address of this "dahling" store you were going to visit. Call 411.

You can't. You don't have a cell. phone. Who'll help you?

No business will.